jude » don't know about anyone else but i think the new 'tasteful' bd google ads add a wonderfully weird backdrop to marysville. almost makes one think twice about paying the $ to make them go away...
Ernie » *deep bow to yogi c ...misses the old days round the hot tub*
Yogi C. Parvidens » Hibernation is over and I've found a new burrow! I miss the Reflux mayhem, and hope nothing terribly disturbing has happened in my absence (wouldn't want to miss out!) Namaste to all,
oyunlar1 » Hi. First Class...
J f Z » Heh
Ernesto » This has been a News At 1145 Report
Ernesto » Officials at the scene are claiming insurance swindle, though to date no one can find the current owner. Ivar was last reported somewhere in Jamaica with an umbrella drink.
Ernesto » Apparently, a fire broke out today at Ivar's Taxidermy, burning it to the ground. No injuries reported though many fine examples of obscure pelts & "stuffed subspecies" were lost.
Ute » *blinks.. wonders where fore art thou.. realises she made a wrong turn somewhere...blinks ala I dream of Jeanie..returns to "Aside"*
hot tub » *bubble, bubble*
Ernesto » The hot tub no longer bubbles, the hustle & bustle of Main St has gone dark and foggy, the cries of the lonely aardvarks are but faint whispers in the asylum of farmyards....sigh....
JudeParish (OOC) » At it's peak, I guess you could call it a very free-form LARP group with Jude (not JudeParish, 2 seperate people) as the ringmaster..now, life has pretty much dragged us to the winds
lackluster » wow.. cool place. but i dont quite get it. you guys are in one community or what?
Ernesto » I will stop back by off and on (sounds kinky, eh?). The aardvarks are acting up so I will BBL.
Ernesto » Maia Hii, Maia Huu, Maia Hoo, Maia HA HA HA HA HA.....ok, I'm much better now.
Ernesto » I will stop back in after my afternoon medication binge, er, session.
Ernesto » How for art thou my tasty Edna. The doctors released me from the asylum finally. I feel much beter now, really!
Halcyon » Did I get here in time?
Edna May » Z! Z? ?? Zzzzzzzz
Edna May » Paul, dear...I am always undoing myself. Unraveling... bit... by... bit...
Zombie » *knock, knock, BANG*
halide » edna may, you have out done yourself again!!
Lexie » *mumbles in sleep* candygram?
jude » *duh dum......duh dum.....duh dum....duh dum duh dum duhdumduhdum*
jude » *stirs in hot tub; dreams she's swimming in a toxic lake by moonlight; oily water swirls confusing her vision as a dark familiar shape forms beneath her*
Lexie » *mumbles in her sleep*eeuuuu *sniffs*
Lexie » *her nose wrinkles, she sighs, mumbles, turns away*
Edna May » *gurgle* *swshhh* *pop*
Edna May » *in her dream, a soft percussion begins to play...subtle, but enticing. she leans forward, drawn to the beat, and begins to add her own, swaying gently*
Enzo » >Enzo, feeling warm from the hot water, relaxes and slumps down into the tub. He farts. The oily rings left by the bubbles and his shallow breathing being the only signs of life.....
Edna May » *drifts into sleep; dreams of drums, firelight, and nubile leopard women licking sweat off a vaguely familiar, and decidedly virile, Sally Ann Bednick*
Edna May » *pocketing the mysterious photograph and coupon, she steps into the tub and leans back, admiring the golden sunset reflecting off Enzo's wet body*
Edna May » and an intriguing image of costumed men wearing sandals and sun glasses, carrying kerosene lanterns in a solemn procession; a strange hulking wooden figure towers in the background*
Edna May » a 2-for-1 lunch coupon at McDonald's, a ticket to the Queen Mary in Long Beach, California; 37 soiled tickets to the Whooppee Room, Burning Man 2006;
Edna May » *smiling she rifles Enzo's wallet, pulling out several items: 3 false IDs -- Jesus Montoya, Beverly Aaron Haversham and one Sally Ann Bednick, in a stylish red wig...
Edna May » *drags Enzo into hot tub; props his head on Lexie's shoulder* Sleep tight, dear...I'm just going to go over here a moment...
Edna May » Lovely! Now, dear...let's prop you up in the hot tub. The hot water will help speed your healing and I could really use a dip.
Edna May » *her hands fly as she swiftly embroiders her name on his left buttock. a tiny chakram replaces the "a" in Edna, so it looks like it reads "Edno May"*
Edna May » *wipes sweat from her brow and bends to examine her work* That butterfly looks a bit like a bat, but he'll never notice. Now... one last touch...
Edna May » *as Enzo snores, murmuring about sweaty leopard women and Tesla coils, she swiftly reattaches his loufah, executing some lovely floral and tiny butterfly touches around the seam*
Edna May » *sets up the tea/lithium elixir field IV drip, expertly inserting the tube into a prominent vein; pulls out pumpkin and mauve silk embroidery thread, needle and pinking shears*
Edna May » *kneels quickly and clears away the debris, brushing Enzo's cheek tenderly* Here, my love. this will make surgery more...palatable.
Edna May » *squints, scanning hot tub area; a moan emitting from a mound of grass and dirt catches her attention* Enzo?!! How on eart... Heiny!! I'd know that reek anywhere!
Edna May » *enters stage right, laden with med kit and a pot of freshly brewed chamomile tea heavily laced with her favorite calmative* Enzo??
Enzo » >Enzo moans.....
Enzo » His evening with the painted lepoard woman and her cubs in the Snuggledome....
Enzo » >Enzo's mind wanders in a haze of images and flashbacks Naked bodies lost in the blowing dust storms... His run in with a giant Tesla coil... The crack of the lightning, the smaill of his burnt hair
jude » Still, he'd make a damn good burning man...dog...thing. Did you know he took my spear? Little cretin. *sighs, leans back, sips Bass Ale, closes eyes*
jude » Hey, maybe we could burn Heiny in the town square...might get a tad smelly. Incense pyres? Then there'd be the shrieking. No, no. Can't burn a citizen. Maybe singe him a mite... How 'bout in effigy?
jude » Lexie, Lovely Lexie...missed you, girl! *begins scrubbing her back* Burning Man in Marysville? I like! It's a perfect fit...how did we overlook this? Let's do it!!!
jude » *admires his fragmented loufah...still very impressive; strips and settles into hot tub with Lexie*
jude » *enters, spots Enzo beneath a pile of grass bits and dirt, kneels and whispers in his ear* Hang in there, kitten. Edna is sorting through her med kit materials...should return anytime now.
Enzo » >Enzo moans....
Lexie » *visions of a Marysville Burning Man dance in her head---maybe it's time to produce something new?*
Lexie » *slips into the hot tub* Ummmm, yummmmm
Lexie » *enters slowly, spots Enzo's staked form* Hmm. Edna enactng Gulliver's Travels? *spies Enzo's loofah, giggles* yes, gulliver in the land of the Liliputians...
Heiny Fouquette » *catches an alluring scent on the night wind, exits loping stage left*
Heiny Fouquette » *spots JudeP's spear by the hot tub awaiting Jude's retrieval; reads note; sniggers* ...finders KEEPERS!!!
Heiny Fouquette » *howls* Death to the infidel!!!
Heiny Fouquette » *enters stage right, spots Enzo spread-eagle & unconscious on the ground; drops to all fours and begins digging madly, spraying dirt and grass divots over the body of his rival*
Edna May » ...sit tight, love. I'll be right back... and will SOMEbody PLEASE turn off the freakin' drums! ...*exits quickly*
Edna May » *re-enters, gently stakes Enzo's beloved hands and feet to the ground, spread eagle; cradles his loufah on her hastily folded headress; leans in close; bushes his firelit cheek with her lips*
Edna May » *heard off-stage* ...twine... thread... hemp... yarn... damn it, I can NEVER decide!
Edna May » Now...where did I leave my knitting needles... *exits quickly to gather her loufah-saving implements*
Edna May » ...men. They *always* fall apart at *the* critical moment! ...*smiles slowly*... but THIS time, I'm prepared, thanks to Sister Javier and her instruction in field surgical procedures!
Edna May » *stops dancing mid-pelvic thrust; scowls at her love, now lying face down in the grass; his broken, glistening loufah peeks from beneath his prone body*
Enzo » Enzo lies on the ground, broken and unconcious...
Enzo » Drop him like a steer at a packing plant. He falls forward and lands on his face, his loufa pinning Ednas habit headress to the ground until his weight snaps it in half
Enzo » Enzo stands and steps out of the tub Brought back to reality by the sound of Ednas voice. Unfortunately, the hot water, the sudden motion of standing and the 6 days of sleeples nights combine to..
Edna May » *cue drums & firelight*
Edna May » *her feverish gaze drifts slowly over his glistening, taut body and land on his spectacular loufah* Let's dance...
Edna May » Enzo, beloved! I'm giving up the holey life!! *rips off her nun headress; shakes her head, allowing long hair to stream and cling in rivulets down her back*
Edna May » *surfaces like a breaching whale--though of course, much smaller, sleeker and dressed in a dripping habit*
Enzo » She moves to the throbbing tecno, weaving her way in and out of the other fire dancers and into the crowd, her naked painted torso blending into the backround scene.
Enzo » In his mind, an image forms... Edna, out on the playa at night, her glistening sweat covered body dancing wildly in the orange and neon glow from the surrounding chaos
Enzo » *!#!@%^!! Enzo is suddenly sitting bolt upright with his dust free loufa in the hands of the one he loves.... Smiling he looks down and closes his eyes
Edna May » team talk later, dear...now, let me show you what I learned in gay Parée...
Edna May » *familiar hands brush his much-missed loufah* Tantric, Schmatric...burn for me, baby, buuurrnnn...
Edna May » *a watery voice floats to the surface, followed by stream of fine bubbles* Enzo, Enzo, Enzoooo...
Enzo » She'll be an asset to Team Tantric he thinks, as long as we can gt her meds balanced so she's not too jumpy..... He slowly sinks back under the surface
Enzo » His thoughts turn to his departure from his theme camp, Team Tantric. He knows that his new lifes goal is to bring Edna to Burning Man next year
Enzo » Moaning, Enzo surfaces for air. Not sure if it's the withrawal from 6 days of bad techno or left over bits of modern pharamacology still suspended in his bloodstream, he just knows his body hurts.
Edna May » *an invisible hand catches his foot and tugs gently, pulling him downward*
Edna May » *bubbles drift to the surface of the hot tub, followed by muffled laughter*
Enzo » "Where is that damn loufa?" he mutters as he soaks and softens the crusty dirt on his skin. He wishes edna was here to scrub his back
Enzo » He strips off his yak fur dreadlock wig, his dusty toe socks, leather thong and his red vinyl vest. He walks through the cloud of dust they make as he steps over them and into the hot tub
Enzo » Enters the square & heads straight for the hot tub. Covered in dust from the playa he has finally managed to get back from Burning man 2006
Judep » *Thinks better of saying goodbye, whistles for Shadow..and moves on to the rest of his story*
Judep » *Drops the spear that Jude loves so well by the tub with a note* Have fun making people fart explosively...don't use it on magic creatures unless they need to be dead.
Judep » *has a large knapsack on his back as he strides thru the park by the hot tub..sees all the sleep residents and almost wishes he could stay longer*
Pavel Blavatsky » *re-enters, pins note to edge of hot tub beside the sleeping Lexie* Pugznubkin, tebe!
Pavel Blavatsky » *scampers in to collect peanut; exits stage left for DZ*
Jude » *wonders if Bunny should write it...she loves his speech impediment*
Jude » Edna...cease and desist. *makes mental note to ask Ed when the next gazette entry is expected*
Edna May » *bubbles drift to water's surface, followed by muffled laughter*
Jude » *enters; slips in beside Bunny; kisses him gently on the cheek; drifts into sleep*
Bunny Stachelschwein » *dreams about someday seing a specialt to help him with his speech impediment that seems to operate even when he is not speaking aloud.*
Bunny Stachelschwein » *removes harum pants and vest, puts his sore, tired, sad self into the hot tub and sighs with relief as the heaking waters wncompass him. Falls asleep*
Bunny Stachelschwein » buy me a bunch of blue ribbons to tie up my bonniee brown hair.* Removes his turquoise turban, rubs his bald head and giggles. Then sighs deeply*