BLISS IS COMING YOUR WAY
...are you ready for it?

SEPTEMBER 3rd—OPENING NIGHT

"Don't miss this edgy, must-see extravaganza!"
              —Hiram Heffleman, New York Times

"It's gonna be way better than Gigli..."
                                    —Hettie bin Femmel,
                         Femmel Feed & Grain Gazette


Limited seating!* Tickets now available at
Lexie's Minimart 'n Art Gallery.

*note:  rain gear recommended for front row audience

  *raps monitor...clears throat*

GREETINGS, BELOVED MARYSVILLIANS...
   It's the lazy, hazy days of summer and all of blogdom seems to have slowed to a crawl. As a result, we will be taking the opportunity to attend to a few other things and do a little traveling—Jude and Edna May will be hiking to Antarctica (aka Los Angeles) and Bunny, Dink and Lexie will be thumbing their way to Chinatown (aka San Francisco) in July.
   SO...while the time between entries will be a good bit longer than usual, Marysville will still be open to any and all who'd like to meditate in the hot tub, compare loufahs, share a Bass Ale with an Ijsbeer, try their luck in the Besøksadressean deathmatch arena (that doesn't exist), sing negro spirituals with the Reverend Jim, pick up a curio from the far side, torment Millicent, mess with Heiny, or mambo in the streets 'til dawn.
   We'd also like to take this opportunity to announce several additions that are currently under development which will substantially extend the virtual acreage of Marysville, including:  the Marysville Roxy Theatre (playing only the very best in cinematic arts), Lexie's Mini-mart & Art Gallery (showcasing weekly produce specials and cultural art productions), Marysville Police Department ( crime blotters, crime blotters!), the Marysville Sanitarium (ie incident reports from hell), Suki's Diner (offering cuisine not to be believed) and—yes, we kid you not—Our Lady of Unspecific Sorrows, a cathedral of unspecific splendor, complete with Bingo schedule and community outreach events! Also, look for some new 'hidden' delights at DunkelZaubern.
   And don't forget to stop by Svenge Ijsbeer's Bar & Grill (and Robot Factory)! It is magnificent, as is its proprietor, the redoubtable Svenge Ijsbeer.
   Now...EVERYBODY MAMBO!!!!